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Matt bottom:
A Matt bottom is someone who claims he is curious about the female anatomy when all he really wants is nudes. You know you're talking to a matt bottom when he's always active on Facebook, is three years behind on [social media] and if you went to nandos he would get one fino side of creamy mash and offer to pay on his [loyalty card]. A Matt bottom thinks dirty talking sounds like:

'What length Pyjamas do you where'

'How soft are you're lips'
'What do you like about me'

A Matt bottom is desperate to lose his virginty, and claims his favourite game is [truth or dare] when everyone knows it's mind craft. You can physically identify a Matt bottom by seeing if he's wearing a football top, matching shoes and spikey hair

A Matt bottom will be a 17 year old lad kicking a ball around the park and chatting up any girl in sight.

This full kit [wanker] is someone to keep clear of.

Luke:' Jenny stay clear of that kid, he's a Matt bottom'

Jenny:'put your football away Luke it takes a Matt bottom to know a Matt bottom'

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