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The Happy Humanist Writes "Well, given the fact that Barbie makes 75 Cents for every Dollar that Ken makes, Ken IS in fact a misogynist if he expects Barbie to pay for her dinner when he asked her out.

Also Ken expects Barbie to have a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week. He expects her to be [young and beautiful], so Barbie spends a shitload of money and time on anti-aging products, clothes and shoes.

Conclusion: Barbie's life is more expensive because she has to buy shit to please Ken and life up to his [expectations]. Plus she makes less money.".

Well, given the fact that Barbie doesn't work the sewers, garbage collection or anything requiring manual labour, Barbie will simply have to deal with getting 75 cents for every dollar Ken makes. Barbie would, in fact, be a feminist if she believes that Ken should pay for the date since she has a manicure, pedicure and a bikini wax twice a week out of her own volition because that fits in with her [professional] victimhood as instated by her feminist views.

Conclusion: Barbie is too stupid to realise she's doing it to herself.

Therefore, The Happy Humanist, [you're not] only an advocate for treating women like children (misogyny), but also of inferior intellect that drives this ridiculous and ill-founded victimhood.

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