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A fartsconvention is where two or more old farts (old men) gather on a [Friday night]. They will usually drink a few bottles of ale, talk about the goings on in [the village] and fall asleep by 7. Other goings on include the partaking of cigars or trying to [figure out] how their phones work. The phrase originates from Exmoor, Somerset.
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