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A condition where [extremely] fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward [the heart], lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for [Microsoft Excel], over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
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