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Wielded by anyone but a true master, a pun is the lowest form of humor. However, wielded by a master, a pun is the highest, purest form of humor possible by humans.

Puns are a dark art, much like [necromancy]. Raising the dead will get you killed. Raising a pun with your killer [sense of humor] will get you killed, making it a grave mistake, even if you were dead serious.

Puns can be categorized into the following:

[One] Liners

Micro-Liners:
Made in only a few words, these can only be wielded by true pun masters (Think word-within-a-word)

Epics:

This is the most evil form of pun magic. An epic is when someone finds a basic enough pun, then creates an incredibly detailed background for it, taking as much as hours to read, then ending it with the most basic one-liner or even micro-liner. The key to these is to find a pun that is the easiest to set up, then just drag it out as intricately as possible to create a story that feels like it will have an [incredible] ending, but ends with a three-word micro-liner.

[Everything] else:

This ranges from creative plays on words or just idiots

WARNING:
Practice puns with a friend who does not know how to commit murder, otherwise you will be brutally disemboweled. Until you can call yourself a true master, avoid using them in public. ([Shameless plug]: #puns and #pungrandmasters on Kik has a lot of pun-lovers, including me, the master, who will aid you in your dark humor quests without brutally murdering you... usually)

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