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(mo-NAY) The last name of the founder of impressionist painting, [Claude Monet], whose paintings were beautiful from a distance, but were nothing more than thousands of little dots when you looked closer. When you describe a person as "a Monet," you're saying that the bomb-ass hottie across the room only looks good from a distance, and their fugly-factor increases [exponentially] as they approach you. This effect is often amplified by poor lighting, and intoxication--circumstances often found in most bars and night clubs. Failure to recognize a Monet can result in a Coyote Ugly moment [the following] morning when you wake up in bed next to the freak show terror you mistakenly took home the night before.
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