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1) An [obsessive] facination with deceased tortoises. 2) An erotic [attraction] to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises. [Etymology]: Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.
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