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1.  Hot warrior princess i used to beat off to when i was a lad.

2.  Sometimes ur playin X-Box with ur buddies, and u have the wicked runs. So, u tell them that u have to go poopy, but they say "No bitch ur guna play this game and ur not guna be a pussy, u [expect] us to pause this shit???." You cant show weakness, so u comly w/ a slight chuckle, and proceed in [playing the game]. After a couple minutes, ur colon begins to overflow w/ liquid [doodoo butter], and u cant take much more. 
Out of nowhere the doodoo starts to leak out from ur hole uncontrollably. U try to play it cool and pretend like nothings wrong, but then ur friends notice a brown liquid formibng benieth you. They laugh. U, being embarassed, rip ur pants off, bend over, and spray them with your butt mud. They, [overwhelmed] with butt mud fall to the floor and pass out.
After they wake up, u spooge in their eyes, blinding them.

LEt this be a lesson to you all, if ur buddy has to go poo when ur playin X-Box, let him go, just put the game on pause. Because before u kno it, ur bitch ass can be Xenafied.

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