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Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs! Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' [butterflies] at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow [on the wall] which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go [sleep on the couch] downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
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