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A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This [individual] often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their [natural habitat]. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts [believe that] some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.
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