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The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires [tremendous], initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a [relatively] smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from [dehydration] and poor fiber intake.
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