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(verb) To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan. May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions. Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place. (origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
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