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there are many [definitions] of "chav" the first I will always say is that "they" are always from council estates becoz they need to protect themselves from other wankers, drug dealers etc. The males are known as chavs the females are chavettes. Both types are short, either very slender or grossly fat all adorned with disgusting Pikie gold earrings(about 50) gold necklaces etc basicly any real or fake gold shite. 
Maybe they [originated] from peckham? :-( 
They are constantly swearing and being general tossers, smoking and dossing living off the state with their 10 yr old pregnant birds :-() maybe chav comes from the word "chaved" e.g they always nick stuff from the shitty council estates who sell it to others who then get it chaved and so the cycle continues. All have 0-1 point of IQ and no education, their parents either pimps,  whores, junkies or all three are either never there or have buggered off years ago(gd idea!) they are the peasant underclass [full of shit] and most are alcoholics some are drug users others jst are chain smokers. They beat innocents up for no reason :-() dickbrains as for the women :
pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a ‘council-house facelift’, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs”. The scottish call them NEDS-non educated dilinquents.
They wear fucking laughable burberry and other shitty baseball caps at amazing angles!! and then they were their [off the back of a lorry] designer hoodies hood [over the top] of them.They look soooo stylish lol.
in a nutshell wankstains :-) kill all chavs

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