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Joey Essex is the embodiment of [everything] that is wrong with the World. [The definition] of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts; 1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other [combination] of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result. 2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex
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