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[Abbreviation] of “watch idiot savant”—a term used by watch nerds to refer to themselves in all kinds of watch forums. The typical way to determine if somebody is a WIS, is by loudly proclaiming that you are about to buy a <INSERT FASHION BRAND HERE> QUARTZ watch. A real WIS will furiously interrupt you, only to teach you three essential things: 1. <FASHION BRAND> is not a real watch brand. WIS will narrate a 20 minute story of horology and how the only watches actually worth buying are from Switzerland, Germany, or Japan. 2. Only [mechanical] watches are real watches—screw quartz! If you don't need to routinely adjust the time on your watch, [you're not] appreciating it's heritage. 3. WIS will advise you to start with a Seiko 5, now that you decided to start collecting watches …
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