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Most Josephs are classified as “slowpokes”, “slowbros”, or “slowkings”, because they tend to be [arbitrarily] slower than others. Now, don’t get me wrong Josephs aren't the worst guys in the world, but they do tend to boast about having large dicks when in fact they are either average or below average in size. Josephs tend to have dark colored hair and [eyes], most wear glasses or contacts, they’re usually tall and skinny, but every once and a while a burly one may arise.

Although, Josephs can be conceited they can also be [passionate] and [ambitious], but they tend to rely on others to help them reach their goals. They also have intense mindsets, but Josephs tend to speak their thoughts while still brooding. This sometimes causes them to be severely blunt and sometimes crude to others.

In closing, Josephs can be boastful, slow, and conceited, but what they lack they [make up for] with their generosity and passion. So, next time you meet a Joseph be patient with him, because at first he’ll seem like a jerk, but slowly and steadily he’ll turn out to be the best of friend you could ever hope to have.

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