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To “do a marlon” – or “to marlon somebody” – is the creative, (strongly) [underestimated] and (very!) arduous act of being a classy cock teaser. To execute this tricky [performance] adequately it is required that the victim 1) first of all: is charmed all the way to his suspenders 2) so that he reaches a state of mentally AND physically enthusiasm 3) and – most important – in the belief that there is going to be some bouncy-bouncy on his sheets tonight (!!). But no way José! The bouncy-bouncy is not going to happen, because if you want to complete the renowned marlon, there is not going to be anybody taking your temperature with any meat thermometer. He is not going up Mount Pleasure and your are not risking chlamydia, gonorrhoea, hepatitis, herpes, chancroid, scabies, syphilis, pubic lice, [genital warts] or a bunch of other nasty shit (including creating a new life and/or having a really good time).
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