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WALLACE : verb (to WALLACE, Wallaced, Wallacing)

ON THE RIVER Wallace takes three forms:

1) Upwards Wallace - where the boat is flipped and dumps the entire crew (rafting)

2) Downward Wallace - where the swimmer(s) take an especially nasty deep swim (rafting)

3) Baby Wallace - A dirtbag lost his or her seat, paddle, or maybe a custy or two (rafting)

kayakers and C-1ers are Wallaced when they get worked in a hole, run over by a rubber pusher, get an epic beat down, and of course anytime they swim.

OFF THE RIVER: Dirtbags are well known by their frequent slapping of beers and other precious articles (such as paperwork) from each other's hands. They take the same form as on the river, Downward: off the feet. Upward: off the face. The Baby Wallace is a slight bump of the arm that results in slight spillage, kind of like a warning shot... "Hey Dirtbag, pay attention!" with the added caveat that one must properly declare the Wallace by yelling "Wallace" during the act. (IF YOU DON'T DECLARE WALLACE WHILE BEGINNING THE ACT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE AND SUBJECT TO A PUNCH IN THE NOSE!) And no crying or getting angry watching your Wallaced drink soak into the earth! Grab it and pound it out!!! NOTE: highly frowned upon to WALLACE a full beverage. Large stack of paperwork... BONUS POINTS

WALLACE may also be used in lieu of the word BURN!, in it's declarative form.

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