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A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the [glove box] or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a [sexual encounter]. It may have a [smiley face] drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
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