Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of [your butthole] as you try to sqeeze it back in so you [don't shit your pants]. Much like the way a [turtles head] peeks in and out of it's shell. Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.