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A soggy trumpet is when you start [eating someone] asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking [Pacific ocean] drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the [rusty trumpet] you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.
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