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A [raging erection] which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or [occasionally] on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the [individual] with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
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