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A state of being so fucking drunk you can no longer be called by your given name and you can barely do [the following]: stand, be left unattended for any amount of time, and form coherent sentences. Being "swonked" typically results in the [inappropriate touching] of friends & strangers, being forcibly removed from bars, [memory loss], and/or pants pissing.
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