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sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal [relationships], leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again. May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "[Metrosexual Backlash]," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!! Numerous advantages to autosexuality include: - no risk of pregnancy - no risk of STD's being transmitted - able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club - the sex is always good - no [relationship issues] like jealousy or cheating partner ... need I say more? I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
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