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Martinus is a [very rare] species of male often [mistakened] for being Mexican but is usually Indonesian. He has the magical capabilities of remaining unbiased in any dramatic situation. Watch out! Martinus does not handle stress [very well] and therefore needs to be paired with a Blanca so that she can be the calm to his storm. Martinus is a quiet and studious fellow but can turn up harder than anyone else.
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