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(Plural. Noun)
A group of children who strut around [pretending] to be in the military. This breed of children is typically quite easy to recognize by a few of [the following] attributes:
1. If the child tends to stand up suddenly whenever somebody older than them enters the room, it is possible that they are a Greystoner
2. If they all have very short haircuts that they think gives them magical powers that make them military and cool, they may be a Greystoner.
3. If the child excessively talks about being in the military and discussing things that are pro 'Merica!, then they may be a Greystoner (note: this is despite the fact that they are not even [officially] affiliated with US military and have not [yet] been accepted to any of the major military academies).
4. If the child is [working out] intensely while being utterly convinced that he or she is more physically impressive than they really are, they may be a Greystoner. (Alternatively, they may simply be a teenager. These two are easily confused).
5. If the child continuously raises their hand and then proceeds to say pretentious-sounding things, the child may be a Greystoner.

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