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Intimacy is: When you pick up your boyfriend from the airport, drive to the top of the parking garage, and give him the best blow job he’s ever had. And swallow the biggest load ever. And don’t get a drop of cum on his clothes. When you are driving home from the airport with your boyfriend, find a park, drive into the grass, get a pillow and blanket from your car, and allow and encourage him to perform oral sex in a way you have never before experienced. And have the biggest, wettest orgasm, ever. When you let your boyfriend gently shave your pubic region for the first time in your life, and tenderly and lovingly rub oils into the area. Then make love. A new, freshly shaven pussy and oil make for a heavenly sexual experience. When you sit [on the bench] of the shower while massaging your man’s balls and taking his penis [in your mouth] until he comes with a powerful explosion of semen. When you wear a [whipped cream] teddy for your man’s eating pleasure. The comedy factor comes into this version of intimacy though, because to see his face and ears and hair covered with [whipped cream] is priceless. When you go to a movie theater that has recliner seats and sit [in the back] row, put the arm rest between the seats up, and cuddle just as if you were home in bed watching TV. Of course, the zipper on your jeans can come down to make it easy for your man to make you come right there while watching Denzel Washington use his skills to eliminate the bad guys.
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