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An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a [standard level] of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would [consider it] to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act [irrational]. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
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