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Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns. Symptoms: Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery. Secondary symptoms: Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, [uncontrollable] (and contagious) giggling. Origins: First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to [extrapolate] the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a [human being] falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.
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