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The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst [simultaneously] using a cell phone during said [defecation], for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of [defecation], one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
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