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The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions. Similar to [teabagging], but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can [potentially] kill a victim by [suffocation].
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