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A total dumbass who, ironically, calls people dumbasses when they themselves have irritating accents typical of a dumbass. Their official sport is NASCAR, their national flag is the [Confederate] Battle Flag (or Rebel Flag), and their [national anthem] ends with "...[gentlemen], start your engines."
   These people come in various appearances, ranging from nearly toothless and wearing overalls and a John Deere hat, to wearing Dixie Outfitters or NASCAR shirts, Wrangler Jeans, and has chewing tobacco. Many of them, including women and men, like wearing these clothing lines, and many of the women are fat ass blondes, or dirt-colored brunettes, though not all women of that [description] are rednecks.
    Not all rednecks are racists, but a majority of them are quite intolerant or inhospitable to different cultures or races. Some in a few places even still lynch black people. 
    Though millions of people nationwide say "y'all" it is still a major word in the Redneck vocabulary. Other words include "whoo-doggy", "varmint", "wersh", "poke", "buggy", "coons", "chicken 'n dumplins", and "All y'alls".
    Many of the guys are bastards that threaten you and then call you "boy" or "son". Lots of those girls like to taunt both guys and girls of other, non-redneck groups verbally. They try to entice the boys, and tell both sexes how the redneck girls are better (which theyre not.)
    Rednecks are also people who are proud of having Confederate monuments, try to destroy anything that isn't completely All-American, fly Rebel flags outside their houses, and love putting living room furniture on their damn porch.
    Various Redneck hobbies include this vehicle-involved sport called "Muddin'", drinking lots of beer and whiskey, watching NASCAR, squirrel hunting, wearing shitty [cowboy boots], attending monster truck events, blaring [country music] out their windows, and trying to tape all the episodes of the Dukes of Hazzard. 
    Most rednecks don't plan on attending college anytime soon, they usually had problems in school, both academically and behavior-wise; and they would rather engage in the hobbies and activities listed above. Some rednecks even attend KKK meetings. For more information, read the other redneck [definitions]. ([Spread the word].)

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