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A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
[1]. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some [mean] feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On [welfare], and blames their [ex]-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a [beer] while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. [Pants] options: Man jeans, [acid]-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut [hair] for a living.
10. [Grey] roots showing.

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