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A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the [Confederate Flag], and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying: 1. A crocked politician. 2. A police officer. 3. A member of the armed forces. 4. A pastor of a [Southern Baptist] church. ...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone. When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her. He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live [happily ever after] to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys. Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
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