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Similar to [the Dirty Sanchez], the Velvet Selleck is when you've had sex with a [menstruating] female, then smear the bloody head of your member under her nose, giving her a thick, impressive [blood mustache]. Bonus points: If you plug it in her back door, and get a little poo on it, for a richer, velvetier texture.
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