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A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own [reflection] and persona. They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest [technology] and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people. They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories. They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible [boyfriends], husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.
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