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Someone who enjoys all the perks of living on a farm whilst [contributing] absolutely jack shit to the national agricultural industry. Often observed sponging off the government by claiming every kind of grant or subsidy going like it's some kind of fucking give-away. A hobby [farmer will] own all the machinery and equipment necessary to run a successful working farm but with the slight oversight of [not having any] fucking livestock or crops. Not even chickens. Fingers like parsnips and trousers held up with baling twine, hobby farmers are often gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
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