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How to perform “The [William Wallace]” Step 1: Buy a hooker Step 2: Feed her a burrito Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart” Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”. [Congratulations], you now know how to perform “The [William Wallace]”
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