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Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. [One] may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements. The [Holy Trinity] must fall within the following conditions: 1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta. 2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The [Holy Trinity]. 3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size [restrictions], diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta. 4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification. 5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification. 6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
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