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Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes: 1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard. 2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more. 3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.
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