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A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware. but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock. This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of [morning wood]. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a [raging boner] that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates but as soon as your shift or whatever is over. Limp dick [motherfucker] all over again.
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