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Normally the cock bearer appears [perfectly] plain and featureless, but when heated between the legs of a fiery female it becomes apparent that the cock was [underestimated]. Between the females legs a fiery uncontainable eruption happens. A drawing of the eruption appears in Book I, Chapter 2 of The Ordinary Life, "The Bearer of the cock has been born". Another inscription appears in Book II, Chapter 6, "[The Council of] Bearers", where an inscription is read by Hansel

Awsh hazg durlatalûm, asz hamg gitbamul, asz hazg dhrakutumûk, agz buhzan-ashi khampatul.

Cock Bearer inscription:

These words, in the Hammoth Speech of Shriek, are [physically] painful to women, and all other females who hear them. The inscription uses the Pastu Characters (Farsi) because all forms of writing Hansel describes at that time were invented by the men of old age.

Roughly [translated], they mean:
"One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them; One cock to bring them all
and in the darkn-puss bind them."

The entire poem reads:

“ Three cocks for the Motherless-queens under the sky,
Seven for the Slut-lords in their halls of breasts,
Nine for Mortal women doomed to fuck,
One for the Dark mistress on her dark puss
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie.
One cock to rule them all, One cock to find them,
One cock to bring them all and in the dark-puss bind them
In the Land of ‘Merica where the pussy lie."

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