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A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're [taking a massive] shit [on the toilet] and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you [accidentally] miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.
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