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A mythical being taught to young children as a fact. In [American culture], Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and [the Easter bunny] are the three primary Santoids. The Stork is a more minor one used to explain where babies come from. People typically learn the truth, sometimes even from their parents, by 12. They learn that their parents placed the gifts [under the tree], took the tooth and replaced it with money, hid eggs at 3 AM, and one night they got together and...you know. The name comes from "Santa" plus "-oid", meaning "Santa-like." Some say that Santoids are used to allow children to think critically and question everything. Others say they are used as secular substitutes for Jesus, or as a way of commercializing Christmas/Easter. In the case of the stork, it is to protect their fragile developing psyches.
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