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Essex - An elderly woman most commonly known for being an incredibly [attractive] female that hits on younger men. It is the next gen version of what is commonly referred to as a Cougar. If you spot an Essex beware of [the following]: 1. DO NOT RUN, it triggers her epeen to become fully erect and display her hostile nature of killing players. 2. Can hit on younger men in mili-seconds. 3. Has a fetish for incredibly well furnished housing. 4. Has a known [obsession] with Chua's. keep posted for further updates about this rare humanoid.
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