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High Functioning Fucktard, also HFF. Someone who is capable of completing simple tasks, yet is a hindrance to everyone around them in the capacity that they are a [fucking moron]. Also someone who is often seen wandering aimlessly while attempting to multitask with absolutely no [understanding] of what they are doing, generally accompanied by head scratching and odd poses with [expressions] of disbelief or confusion.
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