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A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest [shit on a shingle], who also likewise insinuates himself into [other people's] situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero [personality], whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die. Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
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