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Swanson Line: Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates [disabled people] into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right [on the line]. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry. Other examples: [Stephen Hawking]: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line. Jim Abbott: Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
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