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(masculine - pronounced crum-een-us) A [phenomenon] that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally [conglomerate] around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs. Recently, a non-gender specific [derivative] has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”. A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
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