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The cum cauldron is a antique cauldron that resides in the town square of Port Sorell. It was placed in Port Sorell in the late 1800's. Men from all around the small country town [contribute] to the cauldron frequently by [whacking off] and leaving their semen in the cauldron, known as a cumtribution. Then once the cauldron is filled the people of Port Sorell hold a week long festival called Jizzmas. The women of Port Sorell stand in the cauldron and dip in and out of it with the goal of [getting pregnant]. It is believed that over 72% of the population of Port Sorell are products of the Cauldron.
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